RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner


0-100 nigga real quick


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Anonymous asked:

Collage Humor have recently released a video about "Diet Racism." In the video, they make a sly comment about how White People use the apparently excuse of "Irish people were oppressed too Y'know" and pass it off as some thing that never actually happened. Any thoughts?

a pyode amedha Answer:






In a shocking turn of events a group of Americans trying to partake in Muh Internet Social Justice have turned out to not know what the fuck they’re talking about.

More on this at 7.

Irish, Polish, Croatian, Serbian, Czech, Slovakian, Ukrainian, Belarussian people apparently don’t exist and Europe consists of happy white people who don’t have and never had any problems. At all.

I threw up in my mouth a little.

>Dad grew up in a time where “No Blacks No Dogs No Irish” was literally a thing that could be freely stuck up in England 
>”No Irish Need Apply”
>Living under pre-1972 Stormont and watching how the Civil Rights Association were treated and the general treatment of the Irish population in Northern Ireland
>Americans are still convinced we’re talking about the fucking Famine. 

my great grandparents were Irish and french and they dealt with this over in states and the famine. And on the other side they were full blooded native American .

I disagree with people’s readings of that particular portion. The point of that comment being included as an example of “Diet Racism” is that people use it as an excuse to dismiss discussions of racism entirely. It’s not a fact people introduce to add anything useful, and is a tactic people use ALL the time to try and minimize and shut down complaints of unfair or biased treatment.

I mean, the whole video is full of people being completely dismissive and making excuses about how racism isn’t actually happening. I thought it was kinda obvious that’s what they meant by it, not “prejudice against the Irish never happened, lol”.

racism people missing the point: the comment chain



an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

all they said was they’d prefer a stay-in date night that’s it that’s literally it they didn’t bash people who choose to go out or anything christ why are y’all so salty no one told you to blow a hundred bucks at arby’s

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